My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Wine glasses full of Jell-o.
“You can’t make a popsicle out of pudding”
“Can’t make a popsicle out of pudding? Why of course you can.”
(via assbuttlamp)
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne, via fourteenth-chair-cello)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn, via bowleggedbeauty)
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
(via ackalackles)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via ieroection)
why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing
(via im-the-third-trial)
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
(via boomer-aang-squad)
youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:
HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME
Sherlock giving relationship advice.
(Source: evilbutterflyman, via twerkfordirk)
moose aint taking any of your shit today
(Source: wingsandguns, via assbutts-in-221b)
how to pay bills
- get bill
- ??????????
- i have to pay the?? money
- get th money
- >???? where do i put it
(via eversincewemetatthedisco)
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
(via life-of-a-teenage-loner)
| 1: | post a selfie? |
| 2: | do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on? |
| 3: | do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls? |
| 4: | what's your favorite song at the moment? |
| 5: | what was the last song you listened to? |
| 6: | do you have a tumblr crush? |
| 7: | who is your tumblr crush? |
| 8: | what are you doing right now? |
| 9: | do you have any siblings? |
| 10: | what's you ethnicity? |
| 11: | what's your favorite subject in school? |
| 12: | what's your favorite color? |
| 13: | what's your favorite sports team? |
| 14: | what's your favorite ice cream flavor? |
| 15: | when did you make your tumblr? |
| 16: | how many followers do you have? |
| 17: | do you like where you live? |
| 18: | is your room super messy or really clean? |
| 19: | do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? |
| 20: | do you prefer pens or pencils? |
things to look forward to in the summer
- shirtless boy
- sHirTlEsS bOys
- sHIRTLESS BOYFS
- SHIRTELSL EBOYS
- no school
(via cuddlingcastiel)